Shower Thoughts (not by me)

- Dora calls herself an explorer but travels exclusively through mapped territories.

- "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille.

- "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and back on again?"

- At age 30, you'll have spent a month of birthdays.

- When you say "Forward" or "Back", your lips move in those directions.

- Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.

- The Japanese flag could just be a pie chart of how much Japan is Japan.

- In order to fall asleep, you must pretend to be asleep first.

- A ton of people is literally 12-15 people.

- History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.

- The Google driving car should have an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button that takes you somewhere random.

- When a teenager pulls their phone out from their pocket to check the time, they are basically reverting us back to the age of pocket watches.

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**credits to everybody on the Internet who came up with these**

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So that's it for today. I'm going to be posting as much as possible, but with the school year coming up again, it might not be as consistent as I'd like.

<3,
Pseudonym

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