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Shower Thoughts (not by me)

- Dora calls herself an explorer but travels exclusively through mapped territories. - "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille. - "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and back on again?" - At age 30, you'll have spent a month of birthdays. - When you say "Forward" or "Back", your lips move in those directions. - Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something. - The Japanese flag could just be a pie chart of how much Japan is Japan. - In order to fall asleep, you must pretend to be asleep first. - A ton of people is literally 12-15 people. - History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on. - The Google driving car should have an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button that takes you somewhere random. - When a teenager pulls their phone out from their pocket to check the time, they are ba